Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"
- For real
- Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
- Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.
Totally You're Ancient History Now
Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Vintage/Antique than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.
Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.
You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.
Okay Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️
Cancel culture is totally way too much. Like, for real, people get triggered over the most random things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't handle with any criticism. Give me a break! {People need to chill out and learn how to have a civilized conversation.
It's, not like getting cancelled every day. It rarely. Plus, everyone makes mistakes. We should be able to learn from them and move on instead of making a whole scene over it! ✌️
The Aksually Guide on Being Right (All The Time)
Yo, fam! Ever get like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just missing the big picture? Well, snatch your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna level your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, owning every argument and leaving your competitors in the dust. It's time to dominate the world with your superior intellect!
- To begin, master the art of reasoning. Those idiots rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of truth.
- Second, learn to express your thoughts with the confidence of a champion. Use big copyright, throw in some technical terms, and don't be afraid to correct those dimwits who dare to disagree you.
- Finally, always remember: winning is everything.
I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*
It's a truly phenomenal internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a remark, and then another get more info person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to discourse about an entirely divergent topic. Sometimes it's just plain confusing, but one thing's for sure: it's a beautiful example of how communication can go south.
It usually involves a obnoxious individual who feels the need to educate on others, even when it's completely unnecessary. The irony is that these individuals often fail to understand the original meaning.
It's a neverending saga that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this debate disaster, remember: sometimes it's best to just roll your eyes.
The Definitive Guide to "Aksually's" Demise|
It all started innocently enough. Back in the mid-aughts, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was pure gold. Kids were {slinging it aroundeverywhere they went and parents were scratching their heads, wondering how this linguistic abomination became a thing.
- And suddenly
Somewhere between, things started to shift. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too predictable, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of this linguistic anomaly.
It's a mystery for the ages is that by the early 2020s, "aksualmente" was officially outdated. Today, it resides mostly in dusty meme archives. A sad tale for a once-hilarious phrase.